Lifetime Warranty

Lifetime WarrantyA TOUCH OF GLASS offers customers an unprecedented, unequalled and unrivalled FREE LIFETIME WARRANTY on all shop-listed glass dildos.

“No other UK glass dildo retailer we know of dares to offer a guarantee of satisfaction so powerful” 

In the highly unlikely event of a defect or, more likely, some form of damage caused by negligence, over-exuberance, or other over-enthusiastic sexual activity resulting in you inadvertently projecting your glass dildo out of the bedroom window, or off a balcony, or out of the car (!?)

…then we will replace it with the exact same or superior model, FREE OF CHARGE. No questions asked.