How To Write A Glass Dildo Review

When writing a review for a glass dildo, your primary aim is to give the visitors to our online shop enough descriptive information to help them make an informed decision on whether to buy one or not.

Be candid, uninhibited, totally honest, and express your considered opinion on how well it performs for you and whether you think it represents a ‘good buy’ and good value for money.

Put another way… your review should make it clear precisely what your glass dildo does for you and how it goes about achieving it. What really counts is your description of how you use it, how it makes you feel, and what someone else can expect when using it the same way.

First impressions are important and do count. However, to complement your initial thoughts, be sure to put your glass toy to the test at least a couple of times before drawing your final conclusions. You may find after a few sessions, that your opinion changes – for better or for worse.

When composing your review remember to:

Summarise your findings and feelings in two or three phrases:

For example: “this glass dildo is a fabulously effective clitoral stimulator”; “surprisingly lacking in G spot excitement”; “incredible and pleasurably tight” are the kind of things to mention, since these are examples of the things potential customers want to know about.

Check what is already covered on the shop listing page:

For instance, you’ll see measurements and specifications listed on the product page, so you don’t really need to re-state them – UNLESS there is something you feel is important to add, such as: “A maximum width of 33mm doesn’t sound much, but for women like me this is quite filling” or “The 25mm shaft width is enough to feel inside, but not so much to over-stretch”.

Measurements and specifications are important… after all, they are the key ‘features’ of the product. However, most people will make their final decision on whether to purchase one of our glass dildos based, not on features alone, but also on the benefits of ownership, and the actual results they can expect from owning, using, and enjoying one.

Your review should help people identify the reasons why they should consider buying a glass dildo. This, of course, goes way beyond a mere list of specifications.

Watch your ‘waffle meter’

Website visitors tend to skim over one or two customer reviews to get a balanced view of the product, and not spend too much time minutely studying each one word for word. So please make sure your review covers the key points succinctly for the benefit of our ‘skimming’ shop browsers.

Avoid being over-explicit

This sounds a bit odd when you’re writing a review for a glass dildo doesn’t it? What we mean here is, online shoppers really don’t want to know about the in-depth and intimate details of your anatomy. By all means use words like clitoris, lips, labia, vagina, G spot, masturbation and orgasm… because we all do. At the same time try to keep the overall theme of your review out of the biology class.

Don’t be tempted to write in an overtly ‘pornographic’ style

Glass dildos are erotic and sexy by their very nature, so talking about their purposes and the way they satisfy those purposes will be enough to grab the interest of prospective customers.

If you write something like: “I was wet all day just thinking about getting home”, then you’re drifting away from the benefits and results of using the product and could also tend to put people off who are new to glass dildos and ‘dildo sex’ in general.

Enjoying the use of your glass dildo will come across naturally as you write about how you use it and how it makes you feel – rather than slipping into smutty talk more suited to phone-in sex lines.

Finally

Re-read your review to check you have:

  •  Explained your understanding of the main purpose of the particular glass dildo you own.
  •  Described the best, the good, and the not-so-good (if any) attributes.
  •  Described your use, your experiences, your feelings, and what method of use works best for you.
  •  Explained why your glass dildo would be the right choice for someone else like you.

Thank you.